How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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Some things are just left unsaid.
Secret Holders
“Life is like a play; we aren’t judged by the part we play but by how we play it.”
~ Friday, May 24 ~
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the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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~ Thursday, May 23 ~
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
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Posts that have made me click the 
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no need for the polite talk &
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